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fuyyoo, enak sungguh~

tapi conferm makcik dari gerai Sajian Tradisi Pasar Baru Geylang Serai tu heran and think to herself "aper kejadah yang budak ni makan, sumer bende aku tarok die tanak"

makchickz: nasi jengganan makan bungkus?
beta: bungkus
makchickz: -cedok nasi, letak paru-
beta: ah cik, paru tanak eh.
makchickz: ah? tanak paru? sotong nak?
beta: tanak
makchikz: tempeh?
beta: tanak

so selain jengganan itself, itulah ingredients dalam nasi jengganan.

beta: cik, letak sambal goreng.
makchikz: telor nak?
beta: okay boleh.
makchikz: begedil?
beta: ah boleh.

heh so in the end nasi jengganan ku become like nasi campur. E~NAAAAK~

Berlalulah sudah ramadhan, sebulan berpuasa
Tiba syawal kita rayakan, dengan rasa gembira
Anak muda yang berkerja, kena ambik leave lah pula
Dan pasal sudah tidak skolah, duit raya pon tak adaaa..

Atcherlie, seriously bobal, aku ni tak fancy sangat la hari raya. kalau time kecik, masih okay la, pergi rumah orang stakat buat dono jer pastu dah nak balik gi salam sumer orang collect duit. Tapi sekarang ni.. haiz, betol peh leceh. Dah la tak dapat duit.. kene.. okay let me run through a typical raya scenario semenjak due menjak aku ni dah older and more matang.

( Dah kerje? )

So tahun ni aku berbaju kurung cekak musang warna biru. Baju tahun lepas laa. ala bukan orang tahu. ekonomi gawat la beb. and also leave aku amek last minute ingatkan tak beraye tahun ni. Mungkin next year aku nak try baju telok belanga warne kelabu taik itik, samping kain tenun dengan songkok baldu tinggi 10". berg keper. Hehe.

Oh and anak Marina Yusoff kiut giler seh. Name die Amirah if i'm not wrong. Aku lupe la name show hari raya tu yang die act. I'm so impressed la~ pandai act.. kiut sangat seh. Not bad tahun ni tayangan-tayanganz hari raya di Suria. me loves~

"alaah susah lah blip ni tak tau cakap melayu.." - mira

Asal senyap? Terkencet per? HAHAHA.
Okay that was for myself.

Malaikat da lame datang amek attendance, tapi pasal terkencet, aku gi toilet bilas sluar dalam.

Hehehe sebenarnye dah lame aku tak update is because.. i've been super busy at work. And prolly super emo too. Tak pernah sey i feel super down at work until recently. Ala.. politiks in the office la gitu.. so right now i'm sort of implicated and it's getting to me. But nevermind that. Aku tak suke bobal pasal kerje on my non-kerje days.

Oh and another thing kan pasal kite nie sedang berpuasa.. so macam takder time gitu la nak dudok mendangok depan computer. Busy beribadah.. and terawih like that.

HAHAHA MANE PUNYE. Nak step kejar akhirat. To be honest.. terawih this year.. aku pergi.. brape eh? 3 kali? :S Aku starting puasa jer berkobar-kobar lepas tu.. hemmmmm. Terawih pat baybeats aderla. Haha, eh rabak per aku ):

( Kau terawih maner? - Mummy )

Sigh~ what a memorable night. Tapi burn la pahale terawih aku. hahahaha. On a side note, my kawan jumper a Creative Zen Stone MP3. Gerek per.

Tadi pagi ku klua ngan mummy gi dokter. mummy aku saket. Da selesai sudah gi dokter, pergilah ke pasar untuk beli breakfast. Aku post ni entry cos i learnt something from my mummy today. Actually ade due bende makanan yang aku tak pernah dengar.

yang pertama; CAIPO
"belikan mummy bubor, kangkong lebih, tanah caipo. and sambal belacan siket" said mummy
"huh?! mummy, what the hell is caipo?!" i asked, not wanting to sound stupid when ordering.
what sia caipo. bunyi cam cacat. (pronounced, as chai-po. rhymes with jai-ho like that)

Caipo ialah sejenis sayur yang orang kite makan ngan bubor kampong. sayur die cam masin masin gitu.
"actually mummy pon tak tau. i don't want the caipo. die macam sayur la, masin masin. aku tak suke" said mummy
"you sure anot sayur, looks like ikan to me la" i said pointing to the picture.
"eh why don't i just ask for it, you know just for the sake of it" i added.
"aku tanak la! aku tak suke. ok kau order aku nak gi beli kueh" she said.

and then mummy pon datang balik dengan item yang kedua; AWOL-AWOL.
"aper tu?!" i asked.
"kueh" she replied.
"why do you keep buying things you won't eat?!" i said
"i WILL" she replied.
"you always say you will. and you always buy all these retarded looking kueh, pastu tak makan!" i cakaped.
"aku makanlah! and it's not retarded. ni awol-awol" she jawabed.
"awowa-what?" i tanyed.
"AWOL-AWOL, aku suke kenyal-kenyal die" she said.

Awol-awol (pronounced as A-wol, A-wol like the A in A-wak, and the tol in bo-tol. Not AWOL as in Absence Without Official Leave tau) ialah sejenis kuih melayu, (i think), yang nampak interesting kerana warnanye yang menarik. at first nampak cam agar-agar. warna hijau dan merah, pastu ade kelapa parut. aku rasa siket, okay la, kuih die. ade rasa macam talam ubi siket. haha wah macam yer-yer eh aku talam ubi sumer tau. LOL. and feeling biler gigit, rase kenyal-kenyal ah. nyam nyam.

so tu la due bende yang aku learn from mummy.

as for daddy, i learned something ABOUT him.

"bRoo0Tttt" - daddy melepas.
"ewwwww!! daddy!! busok!!" i said
"hahaha mane ade!" he replied

a few seconds later... "eh ah la, busok! aku pon takleh angz!" said daddy. HAHAHA i bursted in laughter la. Daddy aku tau matspeak. "takleh angz kaper daddy".. LOL

disclaimer: mummy and daddy here refers to my parents and not the mummy and daddy matreps and minahreps of a gang or some sort address each other. ade kan kan kan? they call themselves mummy and daddy. i learn this from some drama melayu la dulu..

Eh, korng ader dengar ni rumour tak recently? Ade satu makcik ni die jual keropok pastu bawak cik pon. EH SERAM PER. AKU TYPE BULU ROMS AKU NAIK LA SIULZ. but i have to convey this.

Semalam makcik aku datang, pastu de story pat aku la. Al-kisah, ade satu makcik ni, sket ari kat woodlands, jual keropok. Kalau die datang kat korng nak jual ada baiknya kalau korng beli. Silap-silap cakap tak mau, die hantar cik pon ikot korng balik. So far dah ade due orang yg kene.

Oh and orang woodlands bleh relek skejap pasal skrg de dah gi bedok.

Okay, so pertama kali dengar, aku pon pikey sendiri, "ni ape merepek peh story, mane ah org2 dapat info cam ni" BUT, to be safe, makcik aku lagi sorng ingatkan what to do kalau.. misalannya.. dengan kuasa tuhan kiter ter-encounter makcik keropok ni, bacalah ayat-ayat tertentu. Sementara berjalan tu, kumat-kamit kan ayat jadi makcik tak kacau. Aku pon iyerkan jer la. I mean, bukannyer kite tau ni bende for real ker tak, but to be polite, just dengar. Orang tue2 banyak wisdom like i mentioned before.

( Do'a Pelindung )

So tadi i was chatting with a friend.. and suddenly die tanyer aku.. (and bear in mind yang mase kite chat ni, aku dah totally lupekan story semalam, because aku tak percaya lah bebende ni sumer)
Kawan: kau dah beli keropok?
Aku: Lol aper siulz beli keropok? Asal random.
Kawan: Kan ader nenek jual keropok bawak cik pon
Aku: EH YOU ALSO HEARD?! SERAM AH.
Kawan: Kau kan tadi kate kau lapar, die datang nanti boleh la kau beli
Aku: Eh diam arh, aku sorang kat rumah, ko nak kene keropok per. (okay by this time i was getting freaked out, cos this schizz might actually be true! Mulot aku tros terkumat-kamit the ayat yang my makcik ajar)

Korng masih ingat cerita kom-kom? hish tu pon lagi satu bulu roms naikz la siulz. but familiar kan?! mane sey people get this stuff from. HAHA. but really ah, anyone else terdengar ni story tak?

Lately kan, aku have been spending time ngan bapak aku. Catch up on lost times la gitu kan. Aku ngan bapak aku used to be very close la, pastu i think it's because aku da besar panjang, and he don't use to pamper me like he used to, or aku ni da degil. HAHA. anyway, it was nice la to spend some quality time with your loved one. I should do this next with my mum.

So that night, bapak aku ajak gi rumah makcik aku la untuk have dinner. So we naik taxi and i got to see his other side. Macam tak pernah aku nampak my dad's random side. Or mungkin aku ni yang selama ni don't bother. Pat dalam taxi, die pon start bobal ngan uncle driver tu ah. We were going to Circuit Road, so he said, "Encik, Aljunied Chap Lau arh". Dari kecik kalau gi Circuit Rd, ni la yg de blng taxi driver. Aku pon da memorize ni word.

( Aljunied Chap Lau )

Altho selama ni entah hape it means also aku tak tau, aku still pakai the word. Just beberape hari before this encounter, aku pon bilang colleague aku, "Eh we can go buy food at Aljunied Chap Lau there". And he gave me the weirdest 'huh' you can ever get yang buat kau nampak macam budak bodoh saying something yang takde meaning atau yang hanya sound like a weird noise coming out of your mouth. LOL

"HuhHh?! Where?! HAHA" he said and laughed. Aku pon da tanak malu kan, aku 'huh' balik arh pat die. "Huh?! You dunno where Aljunied Chap Lau is?!, Aiya, K you go straight, turn right, then at the traffic light junction you turn right again. Eh, you chinese dunno what Aljunied Chap Lau is ah?!" Lol padehal nak tutop malu. Bastard siulz 'huh' aku cam tu. Hahaha.

So benar la ape yang di ceritakan uncle taxi tu. Orang zaman skarang da memang tak pakai name2 zaman dulu. Mati2 aku ingat Aljunied Chap Lau is the chinese version of Circuit Road. Paiseh per ngan kawan aku.

Anyway, semalam aku klua gi makan ngan bapak, and pakcik makcik aku, pastu de bilang today ade orang nyanyi pat die this song "semalam, i call you, you tak answer?" den de jawab pat orang tu ngan nyanyian sumbang die, "nombo yang you call tu, nombo siape?" HAHA. But apparently, the person who sang to him said it's a real song. So de blng kite to ask if we know it. Makcik aku blng memang it's an old song. Haha hmm, interesting kan? Kalau korang pernah dengar or ade that song bilang eh? macam kiut gitu. Haha.

Kadang2 dok ngan older generation ni bes gak eh. Boleh ease some stress, catch up on lost quality time and pade masa yang sama learn about history and culture.

At about 2327hrs 2 minggu lepas, I was feeling uber down la. Ade satu.. hmm, how should i address this person. We'll just call this person.. Satria. So, ade satu Satria ni, die bilang yang aku ni rigid. I lack spontaneity. And it's hindering our friendship. Also pasal ktorg takde common topic nak bobal arh, but still, ku rase we made an awesome duo la. The thing you need to know about Satria, die ni orangnye randomz giler arh. But good random. In fact even coherent random. Maksud aku, die bole come up with topics to talk about be it merepek or those yang sensible. And the thing about aku, i lack this skill. Aku bole carry on the conversation arh, tapi to mulakan, tu ade susah sket.

So bile da sampai rumah, aku pon dok tepikir how i can change this fact (aku kan rigid orangnyer). This is another thing about me la, pikiran macam orang tue. Macam banyak hal gitu la aku nak sebok pikir. This is what my parents told me "Kau pikir ape sampai rambut semua beruban". Ah yes, rambut aku beruban. Okay so pikir nyer pikir, then ku realise the flaw in me. The skill yang ku lacking is the skill to express myself freely la. Aku tak tau what's holding me back, but ni conferm nak kene change. I mean, it's only for the better and it's definitely going to help me one way or another. Of cos aku pon nak kene tau limit arh. Nak bobal pon kene sayang mulot. Silap2 tangan orang yg mendengar ringan jer, habis muke aku yang kiut miut ni ditempeling. HAHA. Eh tu pon skill jgak tu; 'Knowing when to shut up' (I wonder kalau da ader mat term coined untok that phrase, hmm)

( Yang Tersirat... )

Sebenarnye, ku ade agenda start ni blog. Aku nak buat kawan ngan minahspeak and matspeaking. Tu pasal username aku pon along the lines of mat like that. Minahspeak, you’re awesome la! Remember part aku kene explain to my friend about my matspeak? She la yang intro your blog pasal she thought my way of explaining same like yours. But it was an honour la to be held in comparison ngan you. You definitely own me la! And you’ve better grasp of concepts. Aku ni cume mat wannabe jer. And Matspeaking, I’m enthralled (woa enthralled siulz!) with your up and rising mat blog :D harap2 dapat belajar sket ‘the way of the mats’ from you. Aku ni type macam as if dorg bace ni blog. HAHA. Tapikan, kalau korg bace ni blog, ktorg bekawan leh? Heh, straightforward nyer aku. Cos you guys are awesome like that!

Eh panjang per ni post.